Question...

...so what do you do with an BRAND NEW ROLL OF TOILET PAPER that your kid accidentally drops in the toilet? (Why was the toilet paper roll NOT on the roller, you may ask. Good question. Obviously Mom is the only one in this house who knows how to put it on, so unless I do it, it doesn't get on the roller. Ya, they can get it out of the closet, but not put on the rod.)  Here's what really stinks about this whole situation...IT'S THE 2ND ROLL THIS HAS HAPPENED TO!  And as a fabulous super mom--I didn't even yell...very much...or very loud. :)